Fainting With The Stars

I'll get right to it. Marie Osmond passed out on live TV tonight. There she was, after performing a pretty good samba, waiting for her scores and all of a sudden...she's on the floor. They immediately cut to commercial and I was stunned. I've passed out numerous times and know how scary, and then humiliating, it can be. I was thrilled to see that she was completely fine when they came back from the break. I thought the judges could've given her better scores though. She even apologized - no need for that girl, we're just glad you're alright!

While I've never passed out on live television, I did faint in front of an entire restaurant (The Redeye Grill here in NY) - and had to be wheeled out on a stretcher by some very gorgeous firefighters. Talk about mortifying. But back to Dancing With The Stars, I think Mark Cuban should FINALLY get the boot this week. But who knows.

My favorite dance of the night? Cameron Matheson and Edyta - HOT HOT HOT. And I think Sabrina and Mark have a little rumba going on in private, if you know what I mean.

Tomorrow, prego J-Lo will be performing for the results show. I'm sure there'll be plenty of "bump" jokes to go 'round...and, hopefully, no passing out.