Some Quick Observations...

AHL All Star Game - skip this part if you hate hockey:
While I hate all-star games, I do enjoy watching the skills competition. Last night I was lucky (or unlucky?) enough to catch some of the AHL all-stars' version. First thought: Those AHL guys are CUTE. Second thought: Those AHL guys are DUMB. Oh well - that's what killed it for me. Plus, they looked completely unenthused to be there. I'm sure when the NHL is in your sights, being in the AHL must sort-of suck. But compare that to sitting in a microscopic cubicle for 8 hours and having to deal with retarded corporate politics. I'll take the AHL any day. Anyway, here is an example of an interview with a hot AHL guy:

Interviewer: Hey Brett - this is your first all-star appearance. Did you do anything special to prepare?
Brett: Uhhh...ehhhh...ummm....duh....

Enough said. It was then time for a channel change...

Reality special - Pageant School:
PAGEANT SCHOOL!!! Where Miss America hopefuls learn how to apply makeup, do a honky-tonk dance in cowboy boots and accessorize vintage swimsuits. I kid you not. I couldn't even stick around to see who was crowned Miss Pageant School. It was that bad. However, Miss New Jersey was, apparently, very adept at choreographing a vintage swimsuit routine. And Miss New Yawk sucked at the two-step. Go fig.

Dumbest new syndrome award:
The crowning moment of the evening was the commercial for a new syndrome, PMDD. Yes, apparently, periods now give women ADD. COME ON PEOPLE! Even I cringed at this commercial.

Anyway, I'll be attending the Rangers-Leafs game on Wed, so I'll be sure to provide another LIVE post. Hopefully, I will not take another spill in the lobby. Wish me luck.